December 2009
117 posts
A lot of people are posting
about how crazy 2009 was. It wasn’t. Not for me. For me, 2009 was just…empty. I didn’t enjoy myself at all the whole year, and everything that happened to me was bad. Even when I thought something good had happened, it turned out to be bad. 2009 was a lonely year. 2009 was a nostalgic year. But mostly, 2009 was a regretful year. I made a lot of mistakes this year, and I’ve...
You wake up in the middle of the night
bathed in sweat. You tumble frantically out of the safety of your bed. Your hearts pounds in your chest, as loud and deliberate as a factory churning out God knows what vile substances. You move swiftly, bare feet swishing softly across the carpet as you walk. Your legs are bent, your stance lowered. And you stalk. Why? You reach a door. You gaze fixedly upon it. Do you open it? And if you do,...
formspring.me
rainbowraindrops:
go for it, http://formspring.me/puddleoflove
You got formspring?
Sooo......
It’s been quite a while. My tumblarity has hit rock bottom again. I mean to say, 1.
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jesse: Jesse!
James: James!
Jesse: Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!
James: Surrendur now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!
Charlie: So you get back after a MASSIVE hatch detonation. You don't call, you don't write, do you not care at all anymore?
Locke: *motions towards his throat*
Charlie: What, you...can't speak now?
Locke: *nods*
Charlie: I am sorry about that. What are you doing here?
Locke: *motions towards Charlie, moves his mouth around*
Charlie: You need to speak to me?
Locke: *gestures towards church frame*
Charlie: You need to speak to...the church.
Locke: *points towards trees*
Charlie: Oh yes, trees. Wonderful conversationalists.
Locke: *waves hand dismissively*
Charlie: No, it's just...I don't understand!
Locke: *thumps ground*
Charlie: you need to speak to the sand!
Locke: *waves arms around him*
Charlie: You need to speak to the birds! The sky!
Locke: *thumps ground again*
Charlie: ISLAND!
Locke: *nods*
Charlie: You...need to speak to the island.
“Look, dude, all I know is the sky turned purple. And after that, I don’t...”
– Hugo “Hurley” Reyes
ok thats enough out of me
bluewalrusguy:
you’re welcome
For what, brother?
Jack and Locke Relocate the Dynamite
Locke: you ever play operation?
Jack: Once or twice. Why?
Locke: I loved it. Never was any good. I always messed up...*starts reaching for dynamite*one the funny bone...*touches dynamite* BZZZZZZT!!!!!
Jack: JESUS!!!
Locke: *Grins*
Jack: do you like to play games, John?
Locke: Absolutely.
In Transmission with AFI →
“There is a time in every man’s life when he must remove the childish...”
– Kenneth
Pros and Cons of Martial Arts →
dayoldkate:
forceharmony:
dayoldkate:
forceharmony:
dayoldkate:
stephaniep:
Shame on Town and Country, MO for killing 110 deer because they are an inconvenience to the neighborhood.
How awful.
And yet…they taste so fine.
I say shame on vegetarians for killing so many innocent plants. Plants do far less damage to communities than an overabundance of deer. So why kill plants?
Good...
dayoldkate:
forceharmony:
dayoldkate:
stephaniep:
Shame on Town and Country, MO for killing 110 deer because they are an inconvenience to the neighborhood.
How awful.
And yet…they taste so fine.
I say shame on vegetarians for killing so many innocent plants. Plants do far less damage to communities than an overabundance of deer. So why kill plants?
Good one.
Let me mark that...
dayoldkate:
stephaniep:
Shame on Town and Country, MO for killing 110 deer because they are an inconvenience to the neighborhood.
How awful.
And yet…they taste so fine.
I say shame on vegetarians for killing so many innocent plants. Plants do far less damage to communities than an overabundance of deer. So why kill plants?
Jade Loses his Shoes
Jade: What the hell? Where are my shoes man?
Adam: I dunno, where were they when you last saw them?
Jade: On my fuckin feet! I was walking through the snow, and all of a sudden, my feet are freezing, so I look down, and my goddamn shoes are gone!
Adam: Dude, I found them! They're stuck in this frozen puddle!
Jade: What the hell??? The blizzard stole my fuckin kicks!
15 days left in the year 2009.
rainbowraindrops:
amberbarakat:
Reblog with one word describing the year for you;
Different.
chaotic.
Painful.
Fools.
dayoldkate:
forceharmony:
dayoldkate:
forceharmony:
I am friends with JT Woodruff on Facebook. The real one, not one of those fakers.
lol.
lol what? That’s legit.
Oh, I believe you.
I just think it’s funny.
I don’t even know, it’s just funny to me.
…You know what? You do whatever you want to. I don’t understand any of it.
Fools.
dayoldkate:
forceharmony:
I am friends with JT Woodruff on Facebook. The real one, not one of those fakers.
lol.
lol what? That’s legit.
Fools.
I am friends with JT Woodruff on Facebook. The real one, not one of those fakers.
Commander Piet: Lord Vader, the fleet has moved out of lightspeed. Comscan has detected an energy field-
Darth Vader: the Rebels knew we were coming. the Admiral moved out of hyperspace to close to the system.
Piet: he felt that surprise would be wiser-
Vader: He is as clumsy as he is stupid. Prepare for ground assault.
Piet: Yes Lord Vader.
*Vader contacts the Admiral*
Admiral Gara: Lord Vader. We have moved out of l-*chokes to death*
Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. You are in command now, Admiral Piet.
Piet: Thank you, Lord Vader.
Immortal Childhood →
Connor:
dayoldkate:
GOOD FOR YOU.
It is good for me. Bad for you, terrible for you, but wonderful for myself.
Sooo.....
AIM?
I want...
rainbowraindrops:
forceharmony:
rainbowraindrops:
forceharmony:
rainbowraindrops:
forceharmony:
rainbowraindrops:
forceharmony:
Jade Puget. Wait, what? I was actually going to say a reblog convo, since everyone seems to be online.
i’m up for it! so i’m thinking about joining the change your facebook picture to your favorite pokemon thing, haha.
Do it! It’s a lot of fun, I...
